"Starjack, help. Our planet's under attack by aliens. Get back to Earth as soon as you can and save us." Riding on the milky stream of light through the other end of the night Riding on the milky stream of light to fight another fight Looking through the air See the light in front of you glow Then you know you fucked another ho Then you see the light glistening and then you notice it's all out of hand Schpache Schpache Schpache voyage Walking through mountains, walking through mountains Finding a cat to befriend that Walking through mountains, finding a dog He's now your friend, now your friend Fly through the space It's cold and dark outside right now Aliens are out, don't know how Gowa gowa kill me, why Taking over my home and planet Aliens around Aliens around the town They're trying to take over our minds with TV zounds from another sky Oh yes they are Another sky, another sky Another sky, another sky Another sky The mayor of the town Resistance is building up to take the aliens down Gonna fight them with every round of our ammunition That's what we've got Laser beams and stuff that's hot Burn them to a fire crisp Burn them to a fiery crisp They won't mess with our planet Earth They won't mess with our planet Earth Those bastard aliens won't mess with us We've got firearms and all of us About twenty people in the field of alien attacks Can't you see the aliens won't attack us now? They won't attack us now The aliens know that they can't handle us They left us now and we're happy for thus because now we can drink Drink some sake and alcohol and bourbon for God's sake Have no idea what to do now Work at the mill until my eyebrows turn brown Tale of mine from the sea Sailed across to see the world as it be Everyone's dying Everyone's trying to make a living but they're making nothing They're making nothing They're making nothing Heads held by their governmental schemes Governmental schemes They're just being withheld by their governmental schemes They don't even understand what's going on in their town and then when they do, then they will burn to the ground

Starship Zeta-9 12.5 flying through space on her boyfriend's behalf Gets into battles with red cruiser ships Shooting the lasers like pursed lips on the head of an angel walking through the land Finding out that hobos just can't stand in contacts Universal ship Zeta-9 8-7-12 walks through the universe into a shelf The shelf of a giant who holds our humble world His name is Budda12 and he's got twelve young girls Twelve young girls and six boys and three ducklings and one and a half snakes and three quarters of a burrito Yo yo yo it's Budda12 He's coming to rap to write onto your shelf He's gonna take you down the street with his twelve young girls and six boys' meat He's gonna go and say hello to the little ducklings There's three of them, yo One, two, seven, eight A three quarter burrito, he just ate Yo, Budda12's in the house He's the new god of your mouse He's gonna take you down to the street and then he's gonna make you beat the seat, yo "So feel the vibration" ~ Marky Mark

"This is a new transmission from the mainframe. You must destroy the Nonsense Machine which encapsulates the minds of everyone in the universe." Nonsense Machine The nonsense encapsulates you with its phaser beam It shoots it down from the sky like a green apple pie Attaching rocket boots of glory Flying through the emptiness of the space that's around the other place Into the machine of nonsense to blow it up from another whence Going into its core subsystem X17.5 to go and take it down He threw the bomb, yo He threw it away Smithereens He threw the bomb He threw the bomb He threw the bomb Smithereens The bomb is heading towards the inner core The bomb is heading towards the inner core It's the last hope for humanity The bomb is heading towards the core Missed it by an inch, we're doomed for sure when you see a man with jet black boots Starjack came to save you with a shoot His laser gun fires at excel speed Hits the bomb just in time for it to hit the core The Nonsense Machine is breaking down

Schpache caravan flying past the moon Delivering food wherever it can Going to a family to give them what they need Everything is peaceful in the land of Schpache Schpache Schpache In the land of Schpache Go into the light