"Starjack, help. Our planet's under attack by aliens. Get back to Earth as soon as you can and save us."

Riding on the milky stream of light
through the other end of the night
Riding on the milky stream of light
to fight another fight
Looking through the air

See the light in front of you glow
Then you know you fucked another ho
Then you see the light glistening
and then you notice it's all out of hand

Schpache
Schpache
Schpache voyage

Walking through mountains, walking through mountains
Finding a cat to befriend that
Walking through mountains, finding a dog
He's now your friend, now your friend
Fly through the space

It's cold and dark outside right now
Aliens are out, don't know how
Gowa gowa kill me, why
Taking over my home and planet
Aliens around
Aliens around the town
They're trying to take over our minds
with TV zounds from another sky
Oh yes they are
Another sky, another sky
Another sky, another sky
Another sky
The mayor of the town

Resistance is building up to take the aliens down
Gonna fight them with every round of our ammunition
That's what we've got
Laser beams and stuff that's hot
Burn them to a fire crisp
Burn them to a fiery crisp
They won't mess with our planet Earth
They won't mess with our planet Earth

Those bastard aliens won't mess with us
We've got firearms and all of us
About twenty people in the field of alien attacks
Can't you see the aliens won't attack us now?
They won't attack us now
The aliens know that they can't handle us
They left us now and we're happy for thus
because now we can drink
Drink some sake and alcohol and bourbon
for God's sake
Have no idea what to do now
Work at the mill until my eyebrows turn brown

Tale of mine from the sea
Sailed across to see the world as it be
Everyone's dying
Everyone's trying to make a living
but they're making nothing
They're making nothing
They're making nothing
Heads held by their governmental schemes
Governmental schemes
They're just being withheld by their governmental schemes
They don't even understand what's going on in their town
and then when they do, then they will burn to the ground